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Anonymous asked: how can you people say these things?
these are things said between my sister and I. I would never actually talk to people like that.
Nick and Mel: (?.??.????) Spokane
*Random hobo*- Can you spare some change?
N- No.
M- *terrified whisper* PLEASE DON’T KILL ME.
Nick and Mel: (?.??.????) Spokane
N- Dammit.
M- What?
N- I hate being skinny sometimes.
M- Wait, why?
N- Well look at it this way, when fat people eat a ton of food, it doesn’t make them any fatter. When I eat a ton of food, it looks like I swallowed a basketball.
M- Then go poop.
N- 10-4 ghost rider.
For all of you guys that haven’t found Mr/Mrs. Right yet, just remember, they’re looking for you too.
Arabian spice whore.
—Jacob Alexander
Fuck you and the north!
—Jacob Alexander
